The University Journal
The Quarterly
Considered essays on procrastination, deferral, and the disciplined art of the not-yet. Published quarterly, in the loosest possible sense of the word, and read at your leisure.
2 July 2026
In Praise of the Second Cup
No serious work has ever begun without first attending, properly, to the matter of coffee. We hold that the second cup is not a delay but a rite.
18 June 2026
In Defence of the Unread Book
The volumes we have not yet read are not a backlog. They are a promise, and a library of intentions is a library still.
9 May 2026
The Considered Art of the Pending Reply
A message left unanswered is not a message ignored. It is a message being taken, with the utmost seriousness, under advisement.
27 March 2026
On the Postponement of Our Founding, Again
The Senate has voted, unanimously and after considerable reflection, to postpone the University's official founding for a further term.